"No man is an island."

"You should see Daniel in the bathtub."

"Alan when is your birthday?"

"November."

"That's like, next month."

"No... next month is October."

"Yeah, but October is almost over."

"What?? It's September!"

"What the fuck is in this Coke Zero?"

"At least I kept the horse in the barn when I pulled my pants down in front of your girlfriend."

"Durgin, all you have in the barn is some hay."

"When people walked in to see Batman and Robin they should have given them a jar of vaseline so Joel Shumaker could proceed to rape them in the butt with a razor."

"Have you ever gotten that glow of good feeling whenever you write something really awesome?"

"Yes. I feel like that every time I write my name."

"I hate the internet at Covenant."

"I do too. You know what else I hate? Homosexuals."

"And Jews. The goddamn JEEWWSSS!"

"Daniel and I gave blood today."

"Ewwwwwwww...."

"Oh, not our blood. We collected it from the freshman and turned it in. Some of them complained, and we had to knock Graham unconscious, but we got about three buckets full. AND it's Bella Swan's birthday."

"Man, this is just wrong."

"What Durgin wrote on my Wall?"

"No, the little sister of the girl I had a crush on in high school is now exceptionally hot."

"You're going to Kilter? Gag me with a ball sack."

"You had SO much fun over the summer, though!"

"Did not."

"You had a girl naked in your car!"

"It was horrible."

"It was that bad??"

"No. She was that young."

"That's right Alan. Show that door who's boss. Go through it multiple times."

"...and it was the best That's What She Said Ever."

The Second Quote Board

This is the second in a series of quote boards that revolve around my time spent at Covenant College. The first can be visited at http://crabscanyoufeedthem.blogspot.com. This second board follows in the spirit of the first, so of course the rules are the same. Generally quotes will be from me, my roommate, or the boys in our circle of friends but Guest Quotes will sometimes be included if they're deemed of high enough caliber. Also, if you're easily offended, don't read any further.

But since you did read further, I will assume you won't mind my saying, "Welcome to the Quote Board, bitch. It's gonna be a bumpy ride."