"Daniel, I'm hungry. I'm going to head downstairs and... stalk some wildebeast."

"You mean eat in the Great Hall?"

"Meh, sort of. The whole 'tearing the throat out of a 400 pound animal with my teeth and ingesting it's organs' part of the metaphor definitely applies to what I'm about to do, I just don't know how yet."

"I'm not wearing underwear so it's hard-"

"HA! That's going on the quote board!"

"DAMNIT!"

"Well, I have naked pictures of her and she has naked pictures of me..."

"Woah. Only the first half of that sentence made sense."

"Wanna know what this room is bereft of?"

"Good wireless signal?"

Guest Quote

"How will I ever know I don't have a fetish if I don't ever try it?"

"What do you want me to do? Pull over on the side of the highway so you can fondle my nut sack?"